Never mind the turtle.
Don’t you think you’re sure to win?
You’re in the grocery store with a broken cart.
How will you ever be that hungry?
Your tongue is now a magnet.
Whatever will you use for silverware?
You can punch a hole through an apple with a straw.
How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
You’ve got to make contact with the alien leader.
How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
You’re wearing a sweater that stretches to your feet.
What color belt do you put on?
You’ve been entered in a shadow puppet contest.
What’s your best pose?
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