Science

As the progenitor of the new species
I was caught in the middle. 

Anyway, enough drivel.
Here's the science:

What matters is quantity.
A single-blind study is good enough.

Everyone was agreeable at first,
But soon dissent reigned supreme.

After 6 hours of orders given
& supervised (more or less)

The results were heartening,

So I see no need to publish my final data.