My Life Coach told me to stop hanging out with you.
No, not people like you, you specifically.
It’s true that My Life Coach doesn’t know you.
But My Life Coach knows all about the idea of you.
This knowledge emerged from life coaching.
Don’t ask me if you don’t already know.
It’s not my job to coach you about life coaching.
My Life Coach explicitly warned me about this.
Of course, you would like to know more about My Life Coach.
These particulars I couldn’t provide even if I wanted to.
I signed a contract forbidding this sort of thing.
I too would like to know more about My Life Coach.
My Life Coach told me to stop wearing underwear.
It’s a life coach thing, you wouldn’t understand.