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Even in a recession people still enjoy donuts
Business has been exactly the same through the years
We contribute donuts to myriad charitable organizations

When Krispy Kreme came to town everybody tried them
But they came back
We’re kind of like a landmark

We look almost exactly like Dunkin’ Donuts
The Donut Man in Myrtle Beach has nothing on us
We win customers over with our free donut hole surprise

Ignorant people drive by on their way to work
Our cruellers are the best cruellers in the world
Perfectly textured with the right amount of crunch and fluff

I can't help it
I immediately start thinking
Is a crueller more pastry than donut

Nobody really knows what a donut is
You’ll get plenty of experts chiming in
But nobody really knows what a donut is